Jigsaw (from "Saw VI") vs. Jason ("Friday the 13th")
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We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week's tally, vote for your favorite before noon on Monday. This week's match:
JIGSAW (from "Saw VI") vs. JASON ("Friday the 13th")
This is the season to be scary. Jigsaw is back for a new installment in the "Saw" series (although he died, like, two or three sequels ago). Jason, on the other hand, has been in twice as many movies because of the "Friday the 13th" franchise. Which movie madman makes your cut? You decide:
RESUME
Jigsaw: Shadowy figure with way too much time on his hands.
Jason: Creepy hockey-mask-wearing psycho, who, oddly, does not play hockey in any of his films.
WORST PERSONALITY TRAIT
Jigsaw: The guy cannot let anything go! He's like the Larry David of slasher films.
Jason: Is really bad at Twister. Trust me. You do not want to play him.
TURN OFFS
Jigsaw: People who won't dismember themselves because, seriously, that's the whole reason he makes up those torture rooms. Work with him, people!
Jason: Teens who like to fool around, take drugs and drink too much. Seriously? Don't judge, Jason. You don't know them!
TURN ONS
Jigsaw: We're pretty sure he had something to do with that whole Balloon Boy escapade. That's the kind of thing that Jigsaw would do to someone.
Jason: Girls who run from him in the dark woods at night then trip over a piece of wood just as he sneaks up behind her.
LAST WEEK: KELLY CLARKSON vs. ADAM LAMBERT
Our pick: Kelly. She's had time to prove herself.
Your pick: No second-place finish here. Adam took the contest with 92 percent of the vote.
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