Grudge Match: Derek Dooley vs. Lane Kiffin
Adam Brimer
Derek Dooley
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KNOXVILLE — We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week's tally, vote for your favorite before noon on Monday. This week's match:
This one needs no introduction. So we'll take a moment here to address USC: You can have the shady coward. But brace yourself to cope with all the violations he's likely to bring to your already-dirty program. Oh, and go Bruins!
MANNER OF SPEAKING
Dooley: Authoritatively, with a charismatic Southern accent
Kiffin: Insincerely, with a whining, child-like drone
COUPLING
Dooley: Former lawyer paired with a doctor
Kiffin: Soulless punk paired with a mannequin
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK?
Dooley: Continues a proud tradition of coaching in the SEC
Kiffin: A disgrace to his father
REPRESENTS
Dooley: Commitment, honor and integrity
Kiffin: Lane Kiffin, and only Lane Kiffin
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Comments » 3
TNPRIDE writes:
We now have substance versus false-bravado!
arkyvol writes:
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Hrockytop writes:
Hey KNS and GOVOLSXTRA Kiffin is gone LET IT GO
I'm sure coach Dooley would appreciate it two.
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