Grudge Match: Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton

Photo by AP Photo/Los Angeles County Sheriff

This booking photo provided by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department on Friday, Sept. 24, 2010 shows Lindsay Lohan. The actress returned to jail in handcuffs after a judge refused to set bail and ordered her to remain in custody for failing a drug test until another hearing could take place.

Photo by AP Photo/Los Angeles County Sheriff

This booking photo provided by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department on Friday, Sept. 24, 2010 shows Lindsay Lohan. The actress returned to jail in handcuffs after a judge refused to set bail and ordered her to remain in custody for failing a drug test until another hearing could take place.

Photo by AP Photo/Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department

This file photo released Saturday, Aug. 28, 2010 by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department shows Paris Hilton in a police booking photo in Las Vegas. The district attorney in Las Vegas says Paris Hilton will avoid jail time on drug charges under the terms of a plea deal worked out with prosecutors, Friday, Sept. 17, 2010.

KNOXVILLE — We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week's tally, vote for your favorite before noon Monday. This week's match:

LINDSAY LOHAN vs. PARIS HILTON

These two are a couple of jailbirds. Lindsay did time recently, and now she's in rehab again. (At least she was in rehab when this was written.) And Paris did her stay behind bars a few years ago. Now, she's in trouble for being caught with whacky tobacky and cocaine that she says wasn't hers. What are we going to do? Is it time for Britney Spears to stage an intervention? And whose side are you on anyway?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?

Lins: Looks lovingly at a glass full of wine and whispers to it, "Why are you so good to me?"

Paris: Doesn't know the difference between chewing gum and cocaine. Pretty sure that crack is a deodorant.

REALIZED THERE WAS A PROBLEM WHEN ...

Lins: She looked at David Hasselhoff and thought, "Now there's somebody who's got his act together."

Paris: Japan's residents heard she was coming and decided to hide behind their doors until she went away.

KNOWN AS ...

Lins: Druggy, drinker, partier. Later down the list - probably behind "cell mate" and "that girl always passed out on Sunset Boulevard" - is the word "actress" somewhere. Complete with quote marks around it.

Paris: Saint who is always left holding a friend's purse when the cops bust her. Rotten luck, huh?

NEEDS

Lins: To stay put in rehab. Just because Amy Winehouse wasn't cool with it doesn't mean it doesn't work.

Paris: Needs to make a new best friend named Reality. They really need to meet some day.

LAST WEEK: Elmo vs. Katy Perry

Our pick: Katy Perry. The girl deserves some slack. Her video wasn't that bad.

Your pick from knoxville.com/celebrities: Elmo won by one vote.

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