Photo by Evan Agostini, AP
Lady Gaga performs in concert at Radio City Music Hall in New York.
Photo by Evan Agostini, AP
Lady Gaga performs in concert at Radio City Music Hall in New York.
Photo by Matt Sayles, AP
In this Sept. 13, 2010, file photo, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from the television show "Jersey Shore", poses for a portrait in Los Angeles.
We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week's tally, vote for your favorite before noon Monday. This week's match:
LADY GAGA vs. SNOOKI
Lady Gaga and Snooki are in a competition - for your Halloween bucks. The two are neck-in-neck as the most popular Halloween costumes this season. Oh, scary. Let's go down a list and see which of them most suits you.
WHAT HER COSTUME SAYS ABOUT YOU
Gaga: You can't decide if you're a boy or a girl so you split the difference.
Snooki: You have no class. In fact, you can't spell "class."
WHAT THIS COULD LEAD TO ...
Gaga: Excessiveness followed by gaudiness and 15 minutes of people acting like they care.
Snooki: Wandering drunk on a beach, throwing up in your purse and realizing your panties are on your head.
YOU CAN PULL OFF THIS LOOK IF ...
Gaga: You're a drag queen who has run out of ideas.
Snooki: You're a really short hooker.
WHAT YOU NEED OUT OF YOUR CLOSET ...
Gaga: To make this work, you need an ugly bridesmaid dress, some glitter and no self-esteem.
Snooki: Remember that outfit you can't possibly fit into anymore? Try a size small with some six-inch heels, and you got the look.
LAST WEEK: Handle bars vs. Buffalo slams
Our pick: Buffalo slams. Maybe, if you buy the buffalo a drink first, it won't hurt as much.
Your pick: It was a tie! Pain is pain, we suppose.
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