Porky Pig, announcing the end.
Cotton-candy vendor celebrating Boomsday
Porky Pig, announcing the end.
KNOXVILLE — Boomsday is the unofficial end of summer. Doomsday is the official end of the world. Both have their advantages. Well, not really. Boomsday is always a fun party. Doomsday will not be so much fun. Anyway, enjoy.
SIGNS IT'S HERE
Booms: Loud noises, fireworks and mayhem.
Dooms: The same as "Boomsday" except add zombies ... and your mama (Oh, no, we didn't!)
HOW MANY WILL ATTEND?
Booms: Hundreds of thousands
Dooms: 6 billion plus
WHAT CAN WE WEAR?
Booms: Cut off jeans and daisy dukes. The ladies can wear those, too.
Dooms: Pretty sure fashion won't be an issue here.
WHAT CAN WE EAT?
Booms: Hot dogs, chips, sodas and cotton candy: the typical East Tennessee diet.
Dooms: Better store up on the eats. I have a feeling Food City will be closed that day.
LAST WEEK: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Our pick: Scott Pilgrim. We aren't a team player.
Your pick: The world wins! The world wins! But with only 75 percent of your vote. (Thanks for voting, Scott.)
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